IT'S TRISH'S BIRTHDAY! actually no.. it's EARLY! HAHA!
i reached dere like LATE! HAHA! SORRY! i hadd a BAD EXPERIENCED WITH BANANAS OK! hey hey! dun tink DIRTY! as in the FRUIT! eu noe! BANANAS!
i was shopping for bananas for trish's bbq. i was STANDING infront. STARING AT THE BANANAS! i was wondering.. Ehhx. nidd to put in PLASTIC BAG anot ahh? so.. oh wells.. i called trishh! HAHA! it went like tis..
ME: HEY TRISH! do eu have any idea how to choose bananas?
TRISH: get those yellow ones.. dun take the green ones..
ME: oh oks. thx! eh! need to put inside the plastic bag anot ahh?
TRISH: ya.
den we hang up.. den i thot.. oh no! do i have to weigh it? so i tried calling my MUM.
ME: mieeeeeeee! bananas nidd to weigh anot ah?
MUM: huhhs? wat?!!
ME: BANANAS! NIDD TO WEIGH ANOT??
MUM: WAT???!!!
ME: BA-NA-NAS, NIDD - TO - WEIGH - ANOT?!!!
MUM: bananas WAT???????
ME: OKS NBMS! 4GET IT!
den we hang up.. den i was like.. shit! oh wells.. i shall call randi!
ME: RAN!!! bananas nidd to weigh anot ahh??
RAN: huhhs? NO NIDD LAHH!
ME: ARE EU SURE?????????????????
RAN: SHUDD BE LAHHH!
den we hang up.. but i felt doubtful.. so i called trish AGAIN! HAHAHA!
ME: EH TRISH! sryy ah! bananas nidd to WEIGH ANOT AHH?
TRISH: MUM! BANANAS NIDD TO WEIGH ANOT AHH?
HER MUM: ya.
ME: OH OKS! THANKS!! =DD
when FINALLY, i've got an EXPERT'S HELP, i went around holding the dam bananas and find the weighin counter. i spotted this counter.. but dere was no one. oh wells.. so i was like WALKIN AROUND - AGAIN, LKING LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT!!
den i FINALLY MASTERED MY COURAGE, to go up the a closed cashier to ask..
ME: er.. xiao jie..(like real LAH! jux an AUNTIE!) xiao jiao yao bu yao liang?
CASHIER: zai counter ge yi weigh.
ME: hao. xie xie.
AND I WALKED AWAY. AGAIN LKING LIKE A TOTAL IDIOT! OH GREAT!
anyways. when i got dere.. i was like sittin in the function room with lum and cleo. den later liz neo, alex and mel stewart joined us.. den i dunnoe.. i heard dat the ppl bbq-ing were PISSED, because we weren't helping.. ok.. i noe it's kinda our fault. but when i went to ask if dey nidded help, dey were like.. no nidd.. den liz neo and i were like.. wth. still say us.. we ask eu all nidd help den eu all say no.. so wth lahh.. but anyways, since it's trish's party and her friends, we dint wan to create trouble.. so ya.. anyways.. slowly the party turned out alright.. we smashed cake INTO TRISH! i used the word INTO, cux it was LITERALLY INTO HER! HAHAHA! dam FUNNNN!!
anyways.. a few of dem sneaked off to buy alcohol.. yeah yeah.. den in the end a few turned HIGH and WERE ABIT DRUNK! i was the only SOBER LAHHH! LIKE TOTALLY! cux i dint really drink.. HAHA! no $$ MAHH! SADD LAH! so i felt like i was RESPONSIBLE to keep them SAFE! HAHA!
anyways.. yaa.. den tis really weird tink happened.. some fker decided to prank call adele.. some really shitty prank.. i tink it was merely a prank lahh.. cux it DEFINITELY have to be someone we noe.. but it still was CREEPY.. so ya.. anyways.. moi mum sent ran home in the end too.. luckily.. cux 1st ran was DRUNK, her WHOLE FACE was totally FLUSHED! and 2nd it wasnt safe! oks.. im OFF TO SLEEP! DERE IS CAMP TOMORROWWWWWWWWWWW! =DD
OH YA! GRATS BEN AND JAMIE ON THEIR MARRIAGE! IT WAS FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!! =DD THANKS AGAIN FOR INVITING ME!!! =DDD
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